I've posted in the past about a bad experience with Aliexpress and a 100cm doll that was as far away from what I ordered as she could be. I tried putting Miko's head on the body (the head they sent was the ugliest doll I've EVER seen, also about the size of a grapefruit) but it was disgraceful to her beauty to see her on such an ugly, colorless body.
I posted her for free on another site, just pay shipping. Had some very vague interest but figured I would need to leave the post up for a while to get her gone. Let's just say that my lingering discontent with her built up over the last 48-hours. Let's just say one of my biggest disappointments with this doll was the wire skeleton (was listed as steel jointed skeleton) and I wondered how awful it really looked. I've seen images of the wire skeletons from name brand dolls and I knew this one couldn't look like that...
A million scissor snips later, and she was ready to be torched. The following photos can be viewed as a crime scene, a nihlistic and destructive act of catharsis, or just a pissy manchild having a fit... You decide. I know that lugging that snipped up TPE to the dumpster and tossing it felt better than I expected. I'm still upset as hell over the whole ordeal because I could've used the money to get Miko's torso which is now out of stock and LDD has no intention of offerring a similar model, but it felt good to get the reminder of my stupidity out of here.
I imagine some will say I should have found a home for her with someone starting out who couldn't afford a doll. I say I would've made whoever that poor sap was hate love dolls if that's where they entered the game. Not even kidding when I say one of those TPE pussy/ass combos is more seductive than this mess was.
Please point out the joints in this skelton to me, thanks.
Dat BOOTY 😂🤣😂🤣
She better watch out, bending over like that in front of me 😆
Or perhaps you have a foot fetish?
The aftermath...
I better hope Forensic Files doesn't show up with their blacklights and super glue foggers or else I'm going to doll jail 😁
Please understand that I have a warped sense of humor and I feel like if I can't laugh about something I'm bound to cry about it so this was helpful for me psychologically. I hope it at least made you smile too because it cost me about $250 when all was said and done. If I wasn't already a married man, I'd make it right by putting a ring on her lovely finger 😋
ha! This is great! Thank you for the laughs!
For anyone curious, this is what she looked like before I went Buffalo Bill on her. Keep in mind this was the absolute best photo I could get of her and didn't adequately capture her colorless pallor...
My god, that is the absolute worst excuse for a skeleton I have ever seen!
Looks like something you would find in the garden dept to let your roses grow on.
Yeah, dude, even after feeling the horrible quality of this doll (squishiest TPE I've ever felt) I was still pretty surprised when I got to the frame. Now I hope a pro like you can understand why I was so frustrated with this piece of absolute crap.
@Kelly V I do understand completely!
I actually didn’t realize that they could get that primitive!
"Hi handsome... Well yes, now that you ask, I am single..."
Lol!🤣
@Fantastic Plastic Not gonna lie, that pic was almost worth the money lost on the deal. In time, it may be worth more 😁
Those pictures of the Skeleton made me think of the Terminator Movies, to be honest...after the Terminator came out of the Fire...
🤣😂 Dude if Skynet ever sends a terminator to kill me, I pray it's built as poorly as this doll was. I'd actually stand a pretty good chance. It'll make a boring action movie though, instead of high speed chases, car crushers, etc it's just going to be me gently bending its arms and legs like 20 times until they snap off. Have the terminator limping around like the knight with a flesh wound on Holy Grail.
Last year I got a doll from Aliexpress Ordered the doll which is no longer available in a 125cm height. Got the doll. It was the same doll but I was sent the doll in only 100cm height. Contacted the seller and got a partial refund for the price difference in the dolls, which I thought was very fair. The doll I got wont even stand on it's own or even hold a simple pose. After seeing this post I think the doll I got had the same kind of wire skeleton. Even after a couple of days wires started poking out of the fingers which looked a lot like plain old electrical wire. Paid a little under $200 for the doll.
The face on that doll you got looked like it was left under a heat lamp for too long, or just drank some of Harry Potter's polyjuice potion.
lmao those pics are funny af, I would probably do the same thing if I ordered a doll and the order was super fucked up and missing features and not what was promised on the site. I had a bad feeling about buying anything from amazon or aliexpress, it all seemed super shady with only a handful of reviews that almost seemed company created and posted saying alot of the same shit even on different models I was like wtf are these copy and pasted reviews lol. yeah no thanks.
Aliexpress is the worst for the fake reviews and feedback. Exact text for different dolls, dozens of identical reviews posted on the same date, "is even good than picture, seller amaze, best Aliexpress, delivery quickly, will do businesses for always - Review posted from United States 😒"
I've purchased 3 torso dolls from Amazon from 2 sellers. A cheap one without the head from one of the bigger toy makers (amazing for the price), and 2 with hardware to attach a head, one of which is still on her way here. Both of the ones I currently have are great. In fact, the torso with head has more WAY mileage than any of my full dolls and is inarguably holding up the best of all my ladies. I even communicated with the factory in Taiwan to confirm that the 2nd one I ordered is produced in the same facility using the same materials. It's a really good TPE that just seems to not wear out. They will get my business for sure with torso ladies but their full dolls are expensive and they only offer 3 or 4 models.
Ebay is a mixed bag but there are a lot of legit sellers on there, including LDD.
I've said before that I've found my full doll seller from now on and it's these guys. The one good Ali seller that sold Melissa to me gave me their direct contact info and I may one day bring her sister over since LDD doesn't carry or offer her style of face and her body is so so nice.
I'll never roll the Ali dice again even if one of my best dolls came from there. This monstrosity of doll came from there too. I learn things the hard way but I do learn them eventually 😎
can you tell me the people you bought from on AliExpress and the Taiwan seller?
Thanks!
I got to admit, i been curious about how well the dolls would hold up some rounds sent down range. If i didn't love mine so much i would try and see how well TPE holds up to different calibers. Who knows i might buy one of those really cheap ones and try it out.
p.s. good photos and thanks for the laughs.
As an avid competition shooter, I'd love to see the range officer's face when you set that target up! "Don't worry sir, its just a fancy silhouette target. It's not my ex-girlfriend, honest!"
@KatysB That would be a trip to see! I actually have enough land behind the house I have my own short range, so the only range officer is myself. Although I am sure the deer would wonder WTF is going on!
Glad it still makes people smile. I regretted not trying out my big bore air rifles on the flesh to see how it held up but was also quite glad to be rid of that abomination.