I've posted in the past about a bad experience with Aliexpress and a 100cm doll that was as far away from what I ordered as she could be. I tried putting Miko's head on the body (the head they sent was the ugliest doll I've EVER seen, also about the size of a grapefruit) but it was disgraceful to her beauty to see her on such an ugly, colorless body.
I posted her for free on another site, just pay shipping. Had some very vague interest but figured I would need to leave the post up for a while to get her gone. Let's just say that my lingering discontent with her built up over the last 48-hours. Let's just say one of my biggest disappointments with this doll was the wire skeleton (was listed as steel jointed skeleton) and I wondered how awful it really looked. I've seen images of the wire skeletons from name brand dolls and I knew this one couldn't look like that...
A million scissor snips later, and she was ready to be torched. The following photos can be viewed as a crime scene, a nihlistic and destructive act of catharsis, or just a pissy manchild having a fit... You decide. I know that lugging that snipped up TPE to the dumpster and tossing it felt better than I expected. I'm still upset as hell over the whole ordeal because I could've used the money to get Miko's torso which is now out of stock and LDD has no intention of offerring a similar model, but it felt good to get the reminder of my stupidity out of here.
I imagine some will say I should have found a home for her with someone starting out who couldn't afford a doll. I say I would've made whoever that poor sap was hate love dolls if that's where they entered the game. Not even kidding when I say one of those TPE pussy/ass combos is more seductive than this mess was.
Please point out the joints in this skelton to me, thanks.
Dat BOOTY 😂🤣😂🤣
She better watch out, bending over like that in front of me 😆
Or perhaps you have a foot fetish?
The aftermath...
I better hope Forensic Files doesn't show up with their blacklights and super glue foggers or else I'm going to doll jail 😁
Please understand that I have a warped sense of humor and I feel like if I can't laugh about something I'm bound to cry about it so this was helpful for me psychologically. I hope it at least made you smile too because it cost me about $250 when all was said and done. If I wasn't already a married man, I'd make it right by putting a ring on her lovely finger 😋
I got to admit, i been curious about how well the dolls would hold up some rounds sent down range. If i didn't love mine so much i would try and see how well TPE holds up to different calibers. Who knows i might buy one of those really cheap ones and try it out.
p.s. good photos and thanks for the laughs.
lmao those pics are funny af, I would probably do the same thing if I ordered a doll and the order was super fucked up and missing features and not what was promised on the site. I had a bad feeling about buying anything from amazon or aliexpress, it all seemed super shady with only a handful of reviews that almost seemed company created and posted saying alot of the same shit even on different models I was like wtf are these copy and pasted reviews lol. yeah no thanks.
The face on that doll you got looked like it was left under a heat lamp for too long, or just drank some of Harry Potter's polyjuice potion.
Last year I got a doll from Aliexpress Ordered the doll which is no longer available in a 125cm height. Got the doll. It was the same doll but I was sent the doll in only 100cm height. Contacted the seller and got a partial refund for the price difference in the dolls, which I thought was very fair. The doll I got wont even stand on it's own or even hold a simple pose. After seeing this post I think the doll I got had the same kind of wire skeleton. Even after a couple of days wires started poking out of the fingers which looked a lot like plain old electrical wire. Paid a little under $200 for the doll.
Those pictures of the Skeleton made me think of the Terminator Movies, to be honest...after the Terminator came out of the Fire...
"Hi handsome... Well yes, now that you ask, I am single..."
My god, that is the absolute worst excuse for a skeleton I have ever seen!
Looks like something you would find in the garden dept to let your roses grow on.
For anyone curious, this is what she looked like before I went Buffalo Bill on her. Keep in mind this was the absolute best photo I could get of her and didn't adequately capture her colorless pallor...
ha! This is great! Thank you for the laughs!